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SECTION 1: YOUR SOUL
By scrolling further, you agree to give the developer your first-born cat and your favorite Java IDE license. You also agree that HTML is a programming language (it's not, but you must agree anyway). Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. The developer reserves the right to change your desktop wallpaper to Comic Sans on a black background.
SECTION 1.1: YOUR TIME
You acknowledge that this is a complete waste of time, but you're doing it anyway. Sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. You also agree that "just one more scroll" is a lie you tell yourself repeatedly.
SECTION 1.2: YOUR DIGNITY
By continuing to scroll, you forfeit any remaining dignity. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris. You accept that everyone watching you scroll endlessly thinks you're crazy.
SECTION 1.3: YOUR PATIENCE
You understand that patience is a virtue you clearly don't possess, otherwise you wouldn't still be here. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.